I should gather up some cuties and start a harem cooperative.

(Source: iraffiruse)



i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(Source: klartie)









I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.


This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

All of my problems can’t make me as angry as when my dad says these things holy shit

literally makes me want to pour some sort of laxative into my grandpa’s drink. him and his generation don’t understand the difficulties our generation is presented with that were minimal or non-existent in their generation.

(Source: seriouslyamerica)


when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  



hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(Source: thethingaboutthings)

Can I call you? I miss your voice..
Text messages I never sent (via natalynunezxx)

1,201 plays


Forever my favorite song

(Source: dsutt16)

Today sucks so bad that even Disneyland sounds revolting

tonight was an al green night

al green is a god and i need some of that vinyl


Can we just take a moment to appreciate these guys?

People will understand about your face, just keep reminding yourself that it’s only temporary, and this is a once in a lifetime experience! If you want to look at it positively like that, totally your call.

"once in a lifetime experience," totally digging that frame of mind (although i may or may not forget that quote while sipping on a juice box while praying to god).