The man’s best friend!
Literally nothing better than the love you receive from a dog.
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me?
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
If you had to choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts what house would you go to?
Tyler gets people’s attention with the fuck shit then hits them with the shapow.
Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky