how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your now favourite colour."
me and my brother go to the movies together a lot because neither of us have a lot of friends but we still wanna go see movies so yeah that’s probably weird but its like the only way we bond
this is my sister and i too. i even take her out to dinner before or after. i’m a top notch big brother
you are too cute omg
Thank you, my day has been made! I hope the next time you get candy in the 25¢ machine, you get an extra free turn that sometimes happens. It’s so satisfying :’)
I'll give you brownies...
Come off of anon and we’ll see :3
What is it? :o
I’m sorry anon, I’m choosy with who I give my information out to, especially if I don’t even have a clue who they are. U feel me
Do you use imessage?
That’s a confirmed roger doger I think
BOxer briefs are so uncomfortable and therefore I only use them as sexy-time underwear
but they’re all i wear, they keep everything in without cutting off the air supply like tidy whities!
I’m too used to the freeness that accompanies boxers.
i too once wore regular boxers, but as my jeans got skinnier, the boxers would bunch up. i hate that junk
And that is why I wear no underwear with tight jeans
but the denim on the tip ouch ouch chafe chafe
