how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
me and my brother go to the movies together a lot because neither of us have a lot of friends but we still wanna go see movies so yeah that’s probably weird but its like the only way we bond
this is my sister and i too. i even take her out to dinner before or after. i’m a top notch big brother
Thank you, my day has been made! I hope the next time you get candy in the 25¢ machine, you get an extra free turn that sometimes happens. It’s so satisfying :’)
Come off of anon and we’ll see :3
I’m sorry anon, I’m choosy with who I give my information out to, especially if I don’t even have a clue who they are. U feel me
That’s a confirmed roger doger I think
BOxer briefs are so uncomfortable and therefore I only use them as sexy-time underwear
but they’re all i wear, they keep everything in without cutting off the air supply like tidy whities!
I’m too used to the freeness that accompanies boxers.
i too once wore regular boxers, but as my jeans got skinnier, the boxers would bunch up. i hate that junk
And that is why I wear no underwear with tight jeans
but the denim on the tip ouch ouch chafe chafe