"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy
Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
U shud use cum homie. Dat way u stil get da sun w/out da burn fo real
LMFAO MATT I THINK IT ONLY HAS A WHITENING EFFECT. BC IT WHITENS ALL MY BITCHES TEETH.
omg bless your hearts for actually giving me some help, i love you all, from the bottom of my pumper
except mal, i h9 u u dark white turdette who can’t burn like me
is spf30 acceptable? or should it be higher still?
calling all white girls
how do you get tannish without much/any burning? bc I’m going down south in a couple weeks and really don’t want to burn every day at the beach, but i don’t want to come back still glowing bright white at night
please if you answer this, you can probably get a tax write off. this is practically charity.
C.R.E.A.M — Wu-Tang Clan
Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers(1993)
This is what I hope for when I’m a parent. Oh my goodness what a sweetheart….And then Chloe…. Hahah
you could be my mom bc i would cry if you took me to disneyland without even letting me ditch school even