surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years





England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

jonasnightingay:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person



Big pimpin Stanislaus Fair 2014


You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.





There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.


(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: meri-juana)



skeleton-on-the-internet:

redwhiteandblueliberty2:

actualjustice:

blastortoise:

Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites

Excuse me if I’m wrong, but aren’t the heroes the mutants who desire coexistence with humans, and the villains are extremist mutants who are so angry at their oppressors that they vilify and attack them?

OP person who doesn’t really know X-men.

blastortoise confirmed for rekt.




uponsorrowfuleyes:

cute-whales:

sapiophilous:

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

sign this or die

This is the most depressing creature I have ever laid eyes on.

Still 80000 signature required. Please reblog and sign!



telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything



Anonymous asked:
You need to post more and like less

What kind of ask is this ._.





entertainmentweekly:

This Week’s Cover: Our 2014 ‪#‎SDCC‬ preview gives you an exclusive first look at the big, bad robot causing all the grief in Avengers: Age of Ultron—Marvel’s biggest movie ever. 
Photo Credit: ©Marvel 2014

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"I was really suicidal. I just thought it was funny to write a song that said today is the greatest day of your life because it can’t get any worse." - Billy Corgan

(Source: happy-blood)




smileprettybaby:

theladypunch:

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

This is my favorite

I’m done I’m so done.

literally all children when their parent says not to post the thing on the internet